I am on a plane.
The coffee was terrible, Christopher insisted on telling us that it smelled like refuse and refused to drink it.
We all suffer from Wikipedia withdrawal. Examples: kosher food, Bermuda Triangle, stalling airplanes, what actually happens of you forget to turn off the radio on your phone on a plane. We all agreed it would be safe to turn my computer on and then turn off the wifi during flight. It was.
The Boeing inflight map was styled worse than our own maps and didn’t show any relevant information whatsoever. Also, the plane on the map covered whole countries so you could barely see where you were.